Friday, October 21, 2005

Friday Headlines


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WASHINGTON (AP)
Poll Finds Baseball Umps Doing Good Job
Umps warned Poll was looking for them

LOS ANGELES (AP)
Blackberry Users Learning Painful Lesson
But addict claims he didn't inhale

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP)
Hubble Takes Rare Look at Moon
Discovers Moon Pie Factory

JACKSONVILLE, Ore (AP)
Winning Powerball Ticket Worth $340M Sold
Billionaire spent $350M to win it

FRANKFORT, Ind. (AP)
Stay-At-Home Mom Goes on Strike
Will take slob of husband a month to notice

Now You Try It

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP)
Michael Jackson Summoned for Jury Duty
  • Ferdinand T. Cat suggests: Offers to babysit other jurors' children
  • Lyn (me) offers: Excited about modeling new pajama line
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