Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Tuesday's Headline News


WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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AMSTERDAM (Reuters)
Burglar, scared by corpse, phones police
Corpse: No Comment

HALF MOON BAY, Calif. (AP)
Prize Pumpkin Weighs in at 1,229 Pounds
Linus says, "Now that's a great pumpkin."

BUDAPEST (Reuters)
Shepherds wanted -- accountancy skills preferred
Insomniacs swear off drugs, turn to experts

LONDON/PARIS (Reuters)
Britain, France press Iran on nuclear program
Tempted to press button to nuke Iran

LOS ANGELES (AP)
Stevie Wonder Returns to the Studio
Stepped out 10 years ago and couldn't find way back

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SHANGHAI, China (AP)
Pamela Anderson on China Anti-Fur Ads
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