Tuesday, November 08, 2005

And the Winner Is . . . Headline Captions

TUESDAY LATE EDITION

WICHITA (LPs Wire)
Unsolicited Comments
Ripping Today's Headlines

WINNER of "Now You Try It" Headline Caption Contest
BOULDER, Colo. (AP)
Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet

1st Place - Dane Bramage: Suit claims defecation of character
2nd Place - Beth: Wife surprised he actually put the seat down
3rd Place - Drew: Reads newspaper for 82 consecutive hours
Congrats to the top three! (Okay, there were only three entrants, but still! :-)

TOKYO (Reuters)
Do you use corn-holders to keep them up?

What?! The article is on socks!

ROME (Reuters)
Catholic magazine apologizes for naked rear
Editor caught with his pants down

KABUL (Reuters)
Afghan capital gets first luxury hotel
Hotel 6 pushes for Baghdad next

NEW YORK (AP)
Verizon Reduces Prices for Phone Service
Plans to reduce service accordingly

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (Reuters)
Spacewalkers capture themselves on TV
Jailed, vow they will "not walk free"

Now You Try It
LOS ANGELES (AP)
CBS Orders More Editions of 'Survivor'
You: Your solicited comment here . . .
Winner announced later this week! Watch for Friday's Edition.

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