WICHITA (LPs Wire)
Ripping Today's Headlines
WINNER of "Now You Try It" Headline Caption Contest
BOULDER, Colo. (AP)
Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet
1st Place - Dane Bramage: Suit claims defecation of character
2nd Place - Beth: Wife surprised he actually put the seat down
3rd Place - Drew: Reads newspaper for 82 consecutive hours
Congrats to the top three! (Okay, there were only three entrants, but still! :-)
Do you use corn-holders to keep them up?
What?! The article is on socks!
Catholic magazine apologizes for naked rear
Editor caught with his pants down
Afghan capital gets first luxury hotel
Hotel 6 pushes for Baghdad next
NEW YORK (AP)
Verizon Reduces Prices for Phone Service
Plans to reduce service accordingly
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (Reuters)
Spacewalkers capture themselves on TV
Jailed, vow they will "not walk free"
Now You Try It
LOS ANGELES (AP)
CBS Orders More Editions of 'Survivor'
You: Your solicited comment here . . .
Winner announced later this week! Watch for Friday's Edition.