Friday, November 04, 2005

Unsolicited News and Commentary

WEEKEND HEADLINES
SPECIAL EXTENDED EDITION

WICHITA (LPs Wire)
Unsolicited Comments
Ripping Today's Headlines

Join the fun below and add your own comments to the final headline. This "Caption Contest" will close Sunday, 9 pm CST. As people post, vote on your favorites and I'll announce the winner.


WASHINGTON (AP)
Libby Pleads Not Guilty in CIA Leak Case

Puts libel, libel, libel on the table, table, table

PORT MORESBY (Reuters)
320 people arrested for sorcery

Probably won't get tax break either

FORT BLISS, Texas (AP)
Reservist on Trial for Prisoner Abuse
Had no reserve period

The Associated Press
A Complete List of Latin Grammy Winners
Who cares? I'm still trying to forget Miami Sound Machine

PAINESVILLE, Ohio (AP)
Strip Club Owner Weighs Offer From Church
Offered book on abstinence weighs about a pound

MADISON, Wis. (AP)
Wisconsin Governor Vetoes Cloning Ban
Opponents say clones are people two

Now You Try It - Comment or Vote Below
BOULDER, Colo. (AP)
Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet
Your solicited comment here . . .

More Wacky Fun

  • Thursday's Headlines at Basil's Blog; He's so smart.
  • Tuesday's Headlines at Dane Bramage; He's professional.
  • 4 comments:

    beth said...

    Wife is surprised he actually put the seat down.

    Lyn said...

    You have my top vote! Well, you are the only one to submit a comment, but still, that was funny! lgp

    Dane Bramage said...

    Suit claims defecation of character

    drew said...

    Reads newspaper for 82 consecutive hours.