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Captioning Today's Headlines
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He knows if you've been bad or good
Claims claus in Patriot Act gives Santa permission to wiretap
In Britain, charity goats are the Christmas rage
Avoids French row over charity pork soup served to Muslims
Where does Santa live?
Superhero wants eviction, invokes eminent domain to build Fortress of Solitude
Deaf girl hears Jingle Bells for the first time
Wonders if Bobtail is name of horse
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Elton John to Tie the Knot With Partner
Promises to "build a big house where we both can live"
Now It's Your Turn
Christmas goodies arrive at orbiting space station
Dane: A nervous world anxiously considers the devasting impact of fruitcake lauched from orbit.
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