Saturday, December 10, 2005

Hilarious Headlines: Weekend Edition

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Last Week's Winners!
NEW DELHI (Reuters)
Microsoft to invest $1.7 bln in India
  • And Then I Woke Up: Will employ 1.7 bln Indians
  • Left-Brain Female: Technical Support Gets BIG Boost

  • SANYA, China (AP)
    Miss Iceland Wins Miss World 2005 Contest
    Only one not to freeze under pressure

    Jerusalem (AP)
    Israel Demands Better Gaza Border Security
    Confirmed: Mexican consultants working with Palestinians

    Lemieux Won't Play for Canada at Olympics
    Gretzky to tap Luigi instead

    OLATHE, Kan. (AP)
    Gradeschoolers Learning on Handhelds
    PDAs like handholding still forbidden

    TEHRAN, Iran (AP)
    Iran Reveals Plans to Produce Nuclear Fuel
    It burns, burns, burns, this ring of fire*

    Now It's Your Turn
    CHICAGO (Reuters)
    Consumers cheer up for holiday season
    Your Witty Comment Here ~ Comment Below

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  • Oh, And Also Read These . . .
    Appello ai Tocque-Villers by Robinik; Saturday Open Post at Choose Life; A Weekend Thought by Is It Just Me?; Weekend Open Trackback Party at The Uncooperative Blogger; Another OTA Weekend with Samantha Burns; Exploiting Terri Schiavo by Stuck on Stupid; Open Trackbacks at Point Five; Weekend Open Trackbacks at Right Wing Nation; and Open Trackbacks 11 with MacStansbury.

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