Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Midweek Headlines (and Open Links)

WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Captioning Today's Headlines

Latest Headline Winners: Random Yak comes out on top again. (Probably has too much time on his hands.) But all three will receive this lovely reproduction of the Mona Lisa. You can be a winner too. Just enter this week's caption contest by commenting on the last headline below.

AMSTERDAM (AP)
Scientists Figure Out Why Mona Lisa Smiles


  • Yak: Heard about Enzyte, the once-a-day tablet for natural male enhancement
  • Beth: Next up: Why the Venus Di Milo has no arms
  • Steven: Dan Brown and team infer that Da Vinci was quite the jokester


  • HOUSTON (AP)
    Wife of Joel Osteen Asked to Leave Plane
    Arrived with too much makeup, but did leave plain

    WASHINGTON (AP)
    Donors Underwrite DeLay's Deluxe Lifestyle
    Headline lead man loves alliteration

    BOSTON (AP)
    Jet With Problem Lands Safely in Boston
    Rest of the Blackhearts mum on nature of problem

    ISLAMABAD (Reuters)
    Bin Laden may be unable to command: Rumsfeld
    Bin Laden unable to command al-Zawahri either

    PARIS (AP)
    French Spiderman Climbs Paris Tower
    When asked if it was exciting said "Whee"

    Headline Roundup So Far


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    1 comment:

    1. I can't....I can't come up wth one that's relatively clean...

      hey...they changed the article it did say something about Elton and his partner being the first bound together in a low key ceremony...guess someone objected to "bound" and "low key"

      :-)

      ReplyDelete

    Keep it clean and positive. (And sorry about the word verification, but the spmb*ts are out in full force!)