Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Some Headline Humor

WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Captioning Today's Headlines

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KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP)
Prof Honored for Solving Old Math Problem
Question: If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? Oh wait, that's a philosophical problem. But I think the answer is yes.

USA Today.com
Whatever happened to thank- you notes?
Cards at Hallmark reunion also question sympathy's whereabouts

SANTA FE, N.M.(AP)
Restraining Order Against Letterman Tossed
Judge gives 10 reasons for ruling

NEW YORK (AP)
Sirius Tops 3 Million Subscribers
XM: Siriusly?

WASHINGTON (AP)
CIA Probes Renditions of Terror Suspects
Next time they'll probe the actual suspects

WASHINGTON (AP)
Stocks drop, led by energy and retail shares
Electricity shockingly low; toilet paper touches a new bottom

Now It's Your Turn
Dan Tynan, special to PC World
Predictions for 2006
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