After a particularly rough landing: "We ask that you please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." Or this one: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxies what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
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Keep it clean and positive. (And sorry about the word verification, but the spmb*ts are out in full force!)