Just got back from Hawaii and all I got was the flu! oooooh ::mumble mumble:: (my head!) I feel like I just got ran over by a truck...
Went to the doctor yesterday. He had me swabbed for influenza. Came back into the room and said, you're positive. I said I try to be. He said, no you have the flu. I said and that's positive?
So again, too sick to blog today. Just read this joke and open post.
One guy tells his friend about a great Hawaiian vacation cruise. So they walk into a travel agency and ask about the special Polynesian tour. The travel agent said, "I'm sorry, I handle Caribbean cruises. Hawaiian tours are just through that door."
As they walk through the door, someone hits them over the head, knocks them unconcious and steals their wallets. When they wake up they find themselves floating in the middle of the ocean on a small raft. The one guy says to the other, "I wonder if they'll fly us back?" His friend replies, "They didn't last year ..."