Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Return of the Headlines

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Humoring Today's Headlines

Penguins corralled on highway after accident
Smuggled in from south, south, south of the border

Jumping sturgeon knocks man unconscious
Says he did it just for the halibut

'Sperm Monologues': What to tell your unborn child
Say, 'My parents were pro-life too!'

Jet lands safely after door falls off
Pilot: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.*

Judge declares lawyer drunk in court
Lawyer: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Army rejects military theme park idea
Obviously Gitmo already a huge success

Cops gripe about wacky 911 calls
By calling 911

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