Fiction with a dash of the fantastic.
My platform is to crush the Democrats, see illegal aliens driven before me and hear the lamentations of the women
"...and I would like the Ranch dressing on the side please."
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"Maria was only feeling THIS BIG before our chef gave her a sandwich."
And after years of steroids I am afraid I barely have this much left of my family jewels.
Keep it clean and positive. (And sorry about the word verification, but the spmb*ts are out in full force!)