Monday, October 31, 2005

Halloween Headlines







WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Ripping Today's Headlines


TEHRAN (Reuters)
City tackles titillating mannequins
Penalized 15 yards for illegal groping

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters)
Seal bites off woman's nose
To spite her face

HARRISON, Ark. (AP)
Woman Finds Prom Dress 33 Years Later
DNA spot linked to former Governor

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP)
Two Accused of Taking Fake Tombstones
Couldn't stop coffin when interrogated

LONDON (AFP)
Harry Potter's flying car spirited away by thieves
Sold along with Pope's Ford Escort for $680,000

Now You Try It

BYRAM, Miss. (AP)
Electrocuted Squirrel Starts Grass Fire
Beth: Claims it never intended to inhale
Dane: To avoid future tragedy remaining death row squirrels will recieve lethal injection
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  • 2 comments:

    beth said...

    Promises he never intended to inhale.

    Dane Bramage said...

    lp the headines were great. I especially liked the seal one. Now I have to come up with another line for it in my next batch.

    Beth I liked your response. I was thinking more along the lines of "To avoid future tragedy remaining death row squirrels will recieve lethal injection"