Monday, October 17, 2005

Monday Headlines


WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Ripping Today's Headlines

ATHENS (Reuters)
Greece tests bird for deadly flu strain
People are Hungary for Turkey without any Greece.
Also ask, What did Delaware? Her brand New Jersey!


SOFIA, Bulgaria (Reuters)
Policemen steal ambassador's phone
Prank call to embassy: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

WASHINGTON (Reuters)
Bush optimistic after Iraq poll
Since ratings are about the same as here

CULVER CITY, Calif. (AP)
Hilton Still Shooting 'The Simple Life'
Simple is as simple does

JEFFERSON, Texas (AP)
Bigfoot Conference in Texas Draws Hundreds
Yeti snubbed, will host rival conference with Nessy

Now you give it a try:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters)
Stallone sets stage for "Rocky" comeback film
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