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Police seek truckload of cognac
Force said to have tired of donut jokes
An end to hard butter misery?
Prince Charles: This margarine makes me feel like a king!
Panda cub takes Washington by storm
The animals, they came out, they came out by twosies twosies
Baby, you make my "love molecule" soar!
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Water Scorpion Fossil Found in Scotland
Nessy stung by report
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Oscar Wannabes Walk Tight Line of Modesty
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