Thursday, December 29, 2005

Why I Don't Wash Open Post

Why I Don't Wash*
10. I don't have time to wash.
9. People who wash are hypocrites.
8. Too many types of soap to choose from.
7. I used to wash, but it was boring.
6. I still wash on Christmas and Easter.
5. None of my friends wash.
4. I'll wash when I get older.
3. I was made to wash as a child.
2. The bathroom's never warm enough.
1. People who make soap are only after your money.


Do you like humor? Then check out my "Flash Fiction Five Pack" (Volume 1). This collection of 5 Humor Shorts is available for only 99 cents at Smashwords and Amazon.

Just so you know what you're getting into, here are a series of "micro-horrors" (not in my 5 Pack) that you can read for free.

Thanks for dropping by!

(* BTW, this is a fun little metaphor. Anyone actually "get" it? ;)


  1. I miss spots (on me) all the time! lol

  2. Number 8 made me laugh the most because of the decision process it takes my daughters to decide which one they "need" this time....



Keep it clean and positive. (And sorry about the word verification, but the spmb*ts are out in full force!)