Why I Don't Wash Open Post

Why I Don't Wash*
10. I don't have time to wash.
9. People who wash are hypocrites.
8. Too many types of soap to choose from.
7. I used to wash, but it was boring.
6. I still wash on Christmas and Easter.
5. None of my friends wash.
4. I'll wash when I get older.
3. I was made to wash as a child.
2. The bathroom's never warm enough.
1. People who make soap are only after your money.

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(* BTW, this is a fun little metaphor. Anyone actually "get" it? ;)