Friday, January 06, 2006

PUNishing Work and Friday Open Post

PUNishing Work

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned.
I couldn't concentrate. In fact, the union squeezed me out. They said
they'd beat me to a pulp if I tried to return. Told me I was fruity.

So then I got a job as a lumberjack. But I just couldn't hack it, so they gave
me the axe. I tried reapplying but they told me I was barking up the wrong
tree and wood I just go away. I guess I couldn't see the forest for the trees.

After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. That's okay, it
was just a sew-sew job. Seams they were trying to rip me off. I almost lost
my shirt. The boss buttonholed me and told me to keep my mouth zipped.


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(HT to Gwynne, always on the look out for me ;-)
(PS This is one of the best blonde jokes I've come across.)
(Open posted at Blue State Conservative, Adam's Blog, Basil's Blog)

3 comments:

Gwynne said...

I knew you could find a use for those. And happy to note that you embellished them further, thus avoiding prosecution for violation of copyright laws. :-)

Gwynne said...

And did I mention I've colored my hair? It's no longer blonde. Not after chasing after the "best blonde joke" all day. hrmphhh!

Lyn said...

Haha, caught me too - I went back like 10 blogs and got lost in Live Journal's dialog boxes before I realized that was the joke! Haha, I'm blonde (well, a little silver too :-) lgp