Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Tuesday Headlines & OTBs

WICHITA (LPs Wire)
Unsolicited Comments
Captioning Today's Headlines

You Can Become a Headline Winner!
Enter this week's contest by captioning the last headline.

washingtonpost.com
Speaker Largely Silent Amid Scandal
Well, what good are you then? Speak up, man!

washingtonpost.com
Gore Says Bush Broke the Law With Spying
You may sit down now Mr. Gore

LOS ANGELES (Reuters)
'Dog Whisperer' calms pets of US rich and famous
To pet: Don't worry, if they're dumb enough to pay me . . .

SAN QUENTIN, Calif. (AP)
California Executes Oldest Inmate
Finally 'walked the line' all the way to the end

ROME (Reuters)
TV in the bedroom halves your sex life - study
That is, if you're married

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters)
Thief on horseback steals cell phone
Interupts a Gallop poll

Now It's Your Turn
ROCHESTER HILLS, Michigan (Reuters)
Rapper Eminem, ex-wife remarry
Your Relatively Clean Comment Here

Bonus: Robert Tilton Never Sounded So Good (HT Broken Masterpieces)

Open Trackback ProviderOpen Trackback Alliance
Post a Comment