WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Speaker Largely Silent Amid Scandal
Well, what good are you then? Speak up, man!
Gore Says Bush Broke the Law With Spying
You may sit down now Mr. Gore
LOS ANGELES (Reuters)
'Dog Whisperer' calms pets of US rich and famous
To pet: Don't worry, if they're dumb enough to pay me . . .
SAN QUENTIN, Calif. (AP)
California Executes Oldest Inmate
Finally 'walked the line' all the way to the end
TV in the bedroom halves your sex life - study
That is, if you're married
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters)
Thief on horseback steals cell phone
Interupts a Gallop poll
Now It's Your Turn
ROCHESTER HILLS, Michigan (Reuters)
Rapper Eminem, ex-wife remarry
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Bonus: Robert Tilton Never Sounded So Good (HT Broken Masterpieces)