Friday, January 13, 2006

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TEL AVIV, Israel (AP)
Robertson Apologizes for Sharon Remarks
Meant to say Jehovah was punishing him

KANSAS CITY, Missouri (Reuters)
Kilt-wearing boy wins apology
Robertson feeling magnanimous

Small coffee company can keep "Charbucks" name
Starbucks shmarbucks, $5 is still too much for a cup of joe

RENO, Nev. (AP)
Scientists: Donner Family Not Cannibals
Descendants: I told you they'd eat their words

Report: Sarasota, Fla., the 'Meanest City'
In other words, it's about average

Researcher: Early Man Was Hunted by Birds
Yeah, I remember a show in the 70's that had pterodactyls attacking this family that got trapped in prehistoric time. The kids became friends with a wookie like tyke. What was the name of that show? Something about Land Before Time or Lost World or Land Time Forgot? Help me here, I'm drowning.

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New York (NPR)
'The Phantom' Sets All-Time Mark on Broadway
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