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Fraudulent Katrina and Rita Claims Top $1 Billion
Will the real Katrina and Rita please step forward?

Rep. Kennedy Gets Probation After Guilty Plea
Would rather be behind bars - or behind a bar

Liberal Activists Boo Clinton
Maybe now she'll be too scared to run

ABC News Anchor Woodruff Visits Newsroom
Woodruff, Gibson scuffle, story at 11

Now Your Turn...
Thieves swipe 'Cheaper by the Dozen' DVDs
Best So Far "Witty Comments" posted as they arrive...

Beth: Didn't realize "five finger discount" was part of a marketing ploy to get people to actually watch it.