Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was just artificially inseminated."
Dolly says to Daisy, "No bull?"
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Why do all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.
Q: Why won't the Macy Department Store hire dyslexic Santa Clauses at Christmastime?
A: Because they usually end up at the YMCA
Mr. Potato-Head said no when Tom Brokaw asked permission to marry his daughter.
"No daughter of mine is going to marry a 'common-tater' like him!"
More Bar Puns...
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind."
"Why not?" the mushroom replies, "I'm a fun guy!"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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