Pun Retention Test (Part 1)
Knowing too many puns can be bad for you. By evoking groans and rolled eyes whenever you start to tell a joke, people begin to think you're sick in the brain.
To discover just how sick you are let's begin a series of Pun Retention Tests. If you can remember too many puns, you may need immediate therapy! How many of the PUNch lines below remind you of a familiar punny story (one that you've heard or told or could create to fit the ending)?
__ 1. The squire on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the other two squires.
__ 2. Two obese Patties / special Ross / Lester Cheese picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!
__ 3. MORAL: Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers.
__ 4. MORAL: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
__ 5. MORAL: Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken.
__ 6. MORAL: If the foo sh*ts, wear it.
__ 7. Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis
__ 8. I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this.
__ 9. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
__ 10. I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco.
Part 2 on Friday. Comment with some of your best punch lines and I'll include them as well. Then seek help immediately.
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