Sunday, July 02, 2006

Sunday Headlines


WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Humoring Today's Headlines

A Celebration Migrates South
Those dang illegal Canadians and their cheap drugs

Bush Takes Koizumi for Tour of Graceland
Elvis has left the pagoda (see pic)

African Leaders Grapple With Many Issues
Let's start with one: Graft & Corruption - okay that's two

Clash of the Comics Titans
Marvel vs DC - About as ominous as Ford vs Chevy

Microsoft to End Support Of Old Windows Versions
Rolls up windows, locks doors, throws away the key

Now Your Turn...
Docs remove 119 nails from woman's stomach
Best of your humorous comments here...
1) Dane: Woman claims its a home remedy for iron deficiency.
2) Beth: Claims staples weren't strong enough to aid weight loss.


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