Fiction with a dash of the fantastic.
GOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!!She's practicing for the inevitable if certain politicans get their way :(
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!! I never said that I would shake any of you peoples hands!"
"Nobody drop the brown acid! The brown is bad! Again,don't anybody...WOW! Look at my hands man!"
A pleased Mrs. Clinton tried to calm the raucus crowd.Then her aid informed her it was the light show that was getting them off.
In this artists rendition of the future,The Indigo Girls new "crowd fluffer" is seen doing her best.
"...And then Bill said,'Go like this', and I said,'Forget it' and that's when he had to 'conference' with Monica."
Best of all, I'll get my own intern! Woohoo!
Keep it clean and positive. (And sorry about the word verification, but the spmb*ts are out in full force!)