Friday, December 16, 2005

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CHICAGO (Reuters)
Consumers cheer up for holiday season
  • Detergent company claims "still best for holiday spills"
  • USDA says "Prozac isn't actually a season(ing)"


  • SAN FRANCISCO (AP)
    San Francisco Renting Christmas Trees
    Residents of Needles to help with clean up

    BOSTON (Reuters)
    Broken-hearted donor leaves diamond ring in car
    Ex-girlfriend said this diamond ain't forever

    MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP)
    Prize Diamond Shows Up in Trash
    Left in car, now the garbage ~ no one wants the dang thing!

    LOS ANGELES (Reuters)
    You've got mail, and maybe gonorrhea
    See? Internet sex spreads viruses

    NEW YORK (AP)
    Ashlee Simpson Collapses After Tokyo Show
    Just can't get lipsinc thing right, has breakdown

    Now It's Your Turn
    AMSTERDAM (AP)
    Scientists Figure Out Why Mona Lisa Smiles
    Your Witty Caption Here ~ Comment Below

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