Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Midweek Headlines

Courtesy of Stop the ACLU
WICHITA (LPs Wire)
Unsolicited Comments
Add your own caption to the final headline below.
Caption Contest Winner announced this weekend. It could be you!

Last Week's Winner!
LOS ANGELES (AP)
Oscar Wannabes Walk Tight Line of Modesty
Lisa Renee: Oscar Wannabees try to sell Humble Pie
(Congrats, Lisa. You win the Yeti!)

SAO PAULO, Brazil (Reuters)
Candidate caught with big cocaine haul
Claims he didn't inhale

VATICAN CITY (Reuters)
Pope given Ferrari steering wheel
Worst backseat driver in Vatican history

LONDON (Reuters)
Narnia film triggers book rush, more tie-ins seen
Lewis rolls over

SAN FRANCISCO (AP)
Study: Drivers Living Near Church Safest
Take that, ACLU

TOKYO (AP)
Doubts Arise About Japan Asteroid Mission
Told you Mechagodzilla was looking for Godzilla hiding in Argentina

Now Your Turn - Comment With Your Caption
NEW DELHI (Reuters)
Microsoft to invest $1.7 bln in India
Your Witty Comment Here

More Headline Humor
  • Tuesday Headlines at Basil's Blog.
  • Weekend Headlines at Dane Bramage.
  • Saturday Today at And Then I Woke Up.

  • Extra, Extra, Read All About It . . . at Diane's Stuff (Money & Fools), Is It Just Me? (C-130 Crash), Conservative Cat (Ping Party), Stop the ACLU (Weblog Award Finalist), NIF (Ramalamadingdong), MacStansbury (OTB Party), Right Wing Nation (OTB Party, too)
    Post a Comment