LONDON (Reuters, December 22, 2005) - Police said Thursday they feared the worst for a baby penguin whose plight has prompted headlines around the world after he was stolen from a British zoo five days ago. Toga, a three-month-old Jackass penguin, was snatched on Saturday night from the Amazon World zoo on the Isle of Wight, off the south coast of England.This Just In . . .
Julius and Ethel Iceburg, two suspects in the disappearance of Toga the Jackass Penguin, have been detained for questioning. Here is a leaked transcript from deep inside CIA headquarters as authorities seek to solve this crisis, which has already put Antarctica on high alert.
Ethel: "... in the snow, up hill ..."
Julius: "... up hill, both ways ... everyone looks the same, I tell you!"
Text © 2005 Lyn Perry