Thursday, December 15, 2005

What Are Cats & Dogs?

What is a cat?

- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

What is a dog?

- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.

(HT Joke: Just Fur Fun & HT Image: Technically Speaking)

And now for a CatBlogging Break . . .
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  • Manx Mnews: Abby & Boo, waiting for you.
  • CatHouse Chat: Shares "We Three Kings."
  • Life, Florida, Whatever: Note to President Bush.
  • No Deep Thoughts: Grumpy Santa wants tape.
  • 1 comment:

    1. oh...
      You have to post the Red Neck Dogs picture here

      Thanks for stopping in.


    Keep it clean and positive. (And sorry about the word verification, but the spmb*ts are out in full force!)