Monday, January 23, 2006

3 Quick Puns & Then Open Post

1. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

2. When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

3. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.


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