Friday, January 27, 2006

Friday's Funny Headlines

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Tunnel Found on Mexican Border
Taco Bell executives questioned

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A Death Row Blogger's Advice for Life
"Stay off death row."

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Duke Is Back In Form
John Wayne to appear in new movie

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Record Fine for Data Breach
How could their record be fine after data breach?

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Sly Stone's Surprise
Discovers he's really Sly Stallone

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Chairman Moved a Nation
Mom: Quit tattling on your brother, Sofaman.

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Democrats Split Over Filibuster On Alito
One Dem heard to mutter "I'm outta here."

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Report Measures Shortfall in Iraq Goals
Bush Blamed

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Deal Would Swap Land for Hotel Site
UN: Oil for food still on the bargaining table

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Episcopalians Weigh Sainthood for Marshall
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