Friday, January 20, 2006

Weekend Headlines (Issue 25)

WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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ROCHESTER HILLS, Michigan (Reuters)
Rapper Eminem, ex-wife remarry
Rodney: Have decided to mind their P's and Q's

NEW YORK (AP)
U.S. Allows Cuba Into Baseball Classic
Hoping to recruit defectors for next draft

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP)
Super Fast Spacecraft Zooms Toward Pluto
Tom Swift to then visit Planet X, he said hurriedly

ANKARA, Turkey (AP)
Turkey Accuses Nations of Hiding Bird Flu
Duck squawks that Nation's is Hiding Axe (let me know if you get it)

SAN FRANCISCO (AP)
Google Rebuffs Feds on Search Requests
Claims "Al-Gore-ithm" is proprietary internet discovery

MELBOURNE, Australia (AP)
Serena Williams Ousted in Third Round
McEnroe: You can't be serious!

MIAMI (AP)
50 Cent Sued for Copyright Infringement
Reps for Kennedy say half dollar belongs to them

CHICAGO (AP)
Judge OKs United Reorganization Plan
Agrees retired pensioners can take a flying leap

ANKARA, Turkey (AP)
Man Who Shot Pope Headed Back to Prison
I'm not perfect, just forgiven
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