Friday, January 20, 2006

Friday's Smart Alec Open Post

Smart Alec Awards

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

A lady was shopping for a turkey at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am they're dead."

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.


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