A tough old cowboy was asked the secret of his longevity. He said he sprinkled a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. When the cowboy finally died at age 103 he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, 5 great-great-grandchildren . . . and a fifteen-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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