Monday, June 05, 2006

Headline Humor


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Humoring Today's Headlines

Gore Says He's Focusing on Global Warming, Not '08 Presidential Run
When you're hot you're hot, when you're not you're not

Iran's Religious Leader Renews Anti-U.S. Rhetoric
By definition

NHL's Strong Comeback Marred by Poor TV Ratings
Comeback not that strong if no one's watching

U.S. Station Seeks Ear of Iran's Youths
Lost: An ear for quality programming

Sylvester Stallone turns 60 in Las Vegas
Remains 49 in Los Angeles

White House fence jumper captured
Explains plethora of fence-sitters in DC
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