Monday, June 05, 2006

It's Punday and Time for Open Trackbacks

-A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

-Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

-A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

-I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

-An invisible man marries an invisible woman. Yeah, the kids were nothing to look at either.

-Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Participating Mondays and Fridays in the OTA - the Open Trackback Alliance.
Post a Comment