I am Mark Morris of M. Morris & Associates (Solicitors and Advocates), attorney to Mr. Abraham Kraft, (late), a Mechanical Engineering Consultant and hereinafter refer to as my deceased client. My deceased client and his family unfortunately died in a car crash on the 8th day of August 2003 en route to board a flight to Australia.
Whereas he did not write a will or leave information that could trace or locate his relatives, I am saddled with the responsibility to provide his relative who will inherit his outstanding Contracts Payment of $13,000,000.00 as stated in the notice that I received from a Bank, and Ajaokuta Steel Company where my deceased client executed contracts, to provide the my deceased client's relative who will inherit the contracts payment or have it confiscated.
First of all, I can't figure out what that last paragraph is trying to say. But what I think really happened was that Kraft faked his and his family's death, actually did board the flight to Australia, collected the money via a Swiss bank account, and then was returning to the United States on Oceanic Flight 815 when it went down somewhere in the Pacific.
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