Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Index of Forbidden Children's Books

Since we're on the topic, let's see what the Thought Police have chosen to keep out of our local libraries and thus save our children from reading...
  • The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  • Dad's New Wife Robert
  • Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  • Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
  • The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  • The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  • Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  • Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
  • The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  • Some Kittens Can Fly
  • Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
  • Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  • You Were an Accident
  • Your Nightmares Are Real
  • You're Different, and That's Bad


  1. You mean to say these are real book titles that are banned?

  2. No, this is humor. :-) lgp


Keep it clean and positive. (And sorry about the word verification, but the spmb*ts are out in full force!)