Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Bad Writing Tips

I'm a reader. Just an average, middle-of-the-road, target market, regular reader. I also try to write, but the following tips are from a reader's perspective.

As I tool around the blogosphere I look for interesting things to read. I know you all aren't writing for me. And that's fine. But if you are looking for your everyday, run-of-the-mill, overall blog surfer, then I write this for you.

How to Keep My Attention, Not!
5. Punctuate. Every. Word.
4. dont use caps punctuation and abrv alot
3. Capitalize RANDOM words for EMPHASIS.
2. "Use plenty of Tom Swiftys," someone said generously.
1. Use trendy cliches . . . not!
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