Saturday, March 19, 2016

Twitter Round Up

Follow me @resaliens on Twitter.
Some silly tweets from this past week. Some are mine, others I've retweeted. Puns, one liners, clean humor - all fair game. :)

  • I'd like to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.
  • I'm called a Master of Suspense because
  • I think I'm going to use the word skedaddle more often.
  • Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
  • An editor wants to publish you for exposure? What other venue lets you only get exposure while everyone else gets paid? College basketball.
When I found out there will be another Indiana Jones movie, I came up with some possible titles:
  • Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special
  • Indiana Jones and the Missing Dentures
  • Indiana Jones and the Golden Walker
  • Indiana Jones and the Titanium Hip Replacement
  • Indiana Jones and the Mysterious Face Lift
  • Indiana Jones and the Age of Depends
And finally, I tweeted out a 25 part #TwitFic serial of a flash fiction piece I wrote a few years ago. Took me all day! I'm gonna have to find a scheduling app for Twitter if I do this again. If you want to catch up on the experiment, visit #TwitFic and scroll from 1 to 25. :)

For whatever reason, this tweet in my serial was the most retweeted:

  • “And the recursive function took care of our earlier grammatical problems. Even the predictive parser is operating properly.” #TwitFic 06/25
Until next time, keep tweeting!