Fiction with a dash of the fantastic.
Little Jimmy catches the brunt of Bobby Knight's motivational speech in the school gym kicking off the new year...
Look ma'am, the boys were only saying that Tim here couldn't be stupid enough to do this. He didn't want to be left out and did the rest on his own.
Casualty of early PMS
Keep it clean and positive. (And sorry about the word verification, but the spmb*ts are out in full force!)