Happy Weekend, Everyone!
Story
#1 – The Proposal
“Are
you giving her a ring?”
“No.
It’s too bourgeois.”
“You’re
making a mistake.”
“It’s
patriarchal. Chauvinistic.”
“It’s
a meaningful tradition.”
“She’s
liberated.”
“You’re
cheap.”
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“So,
are you ready?”
“For
what?”
“Marriage.”
“Is
that a serious proposal?”
“I
thought we were different.”
“Didn’t
buy me a ring either, did you?”
“No.
You’re liberated.”
“You’re
cheap.”
Story
#2 – The Engagement Ring
“Look
at this diamond!”
“Now
that’s a nice sized rock.”
“It’s
not too ostentatious?”
“Absolutely
not! A future bride like you deserves the best.”
“But
what does it communicate?”
“It
says, ‘You’re worth it!’”
“You’re
right, I am worth it. Now I just have to find the right man who will buy it for
me.”
Story
#3 – Dear John
Writing on an envelope as you suggested
whenever I felt feel the urge. Only have a few minutes before I leave. I
was am sorry for the aggravation I caused you. You’ve taught me so
much—especially about keeping my tenses consistent. You’re a great editor but
I’m ready to go it alone. Sincerely, Lyn
Story
#4 – Grand Prix Auto
He was going too fast.
She screamed for him to slow down.
The alcohol told him it wasn’t that sharp a turn.
The radar confirmed it: He was going to crash.
As he accelerated, the machine . . . ran out of
time.
“Quick! Drop another quarter, I gotta see if I
make this curve!”
Story
#5 – Good News
“Verdict,
Doc?”
“Bad
news first?”
“Sure.”
Jaw pain can’t be good.
“Two
rotten molars. Pulling ’em beats a double root canal.” The dentist smiles.
“That’s
good news?”
She
shrugs. “Do you floss?”
“Nope.”
Lecture time.
“Then
you don’t have to floss if you don’t want.”
“Really?”
I’m confused.
“Just
the teeth you want to keep.”
Story
#6 – I Won!
“Song
request?”
“Sure,”
the DJ says. “You’re also a winner.”
“I
know.” Positive self-image.
“No,
you won a lottery ticket. It’s at the studio.”
“Okay.”
Radio station here I come.
“Yes?”
the receptionist asks. She’s pretty.
“I
won a ticket.”
“Congratulations.
Sign here.”
“Sure.”
I start to fidget.
“Anything
else?”
“I
never requested my song.”
So
there you have it. Kinda fun, don’t you think? But wait, there’s more! For
kicks and giggles, here are the last two stories as 100 word microfictions. The
longer version was written first, by the way. After reading them, let me know
which version you prefer.
Story
#5 – Good News (100 words)
“What’s
the verdict, Doc?”
“Bad
news first?” she asks.
“Sure,”
I reply, knowing that shooting jaw pain can’t be good.
“You’ve
got two molars rotten to the roots. We pull the teeth and save you the trouble
of a double root canal.” She smiles.
“Is
that remedy supposed to be the good news?” I ask.
The
dentist simply shakes her head. “Do you floss, by the way?”
“Nope.
Never have.” I’m waiting for the lecture.
“Well,
the good news is you don’t have floss if you don’t want to.”
“Really?”
I ask, confused.
Story #6 – I Won! (100 words)
“Can
I request a song?” I ask the DJ.
“Sure.
You’re also a winner,” he says.
“I
know.” I have a positive self-image.
“No,
I mean you won our lottery ticket giveaway. Come by the studio and pick up your
prize.”
“Okay.”
I hang up and drive to the radio station.
“May
I help you,” the receptionist asks. She’s pretty.
“I’m
a winner,” I say. “I won a lottery ticket.”
“Congratulations.
Please sign here.”
I
sign the receipt and start to fidget.
“Is
there anything else I can help you with?” she asks.
Experiments in 55 Word Fiction; All Stories © 2007 by Lyndon Perry
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